Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Frank Semens

When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.

“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”

by bham69420 December 28, 2022

sneaky semen

Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it

He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja

by Sigmadino68 May 09, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 February 01, 2016

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester May 19, 2018

bust semen not skulls

In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.

At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."

by famallama April 22, 2010