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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
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semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011
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semen explosion

When a dude bust an unholy nut in the girls bootydoo
How you doing shawwty im bust a load in u (semen explosion
by Drizzy Drake 445123 October 1, 2022
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semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Semen Demon

by R. Yan February 15, 2023
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Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
by DikSlam October 2, 2022
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