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Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...
Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
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boo season

Boo season is the time between October 3rd-November 7th. You need to boo somebody up in between that time.
“I hope Richard boo’s me up, since it’s boo season.”
shut up hoe he mine.”
by yummmyy October 10, 2019
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Bulking Season

Usually used to describe the act of intentionally gaining excessive weight in order to cultivate muscle mass later during weight training

In an office enviroment, it is used to describe an abnormally extreme amount of trash employees are generated daily, an unusual volume of food being consumed and discarded that is so extreme every delivery driver in town is showing up once or twice daily; the opposite of an office Weight Loss Challenge
Manager: This year H.R. is implementing Bulking Season rather than trying to push another Weight Loss Challenge on us. Feel free to bring your own personal full-size fridge, a box of trash bags, and a can of air freshener. Go Big Or Go Home, people!

Employee: No way we can beat those women in H.R. I heard they're so large that they can't see their own office chair without a mirror.

Manager: No comment
by slipandslur October 30, 2019
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Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.
I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.
by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017
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Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.
Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."
by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015
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Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!
Yo you got your drip for flexing season
by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019
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Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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