quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

roast spitting

When you take the titties of a woman and take a hot steamer on her chest and spit on it and then proceed to cook it in the oven.

Anybody up for some roast spitting?

by dicksmasher mcironcock December 6, 2014

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

by Seandaman134223 April 9, 2011

Sister spitting

When two or more people vomit in the same toilet likely also holding each others hair

We were sister spitting last night after tequila shots

by Truly Julie March 17, 2023

A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.

After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.

by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011