When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.
by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024
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by DHNathan June 5, 2024
Get the schmingus mug.1. A person with very schmingity interests, such as Tally Hall, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Gravity Falls, etc. They may also enjoy average things in a schmingity way.
2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).
3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).
3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
1. "ok and THEN in episode 3 season 1 of sam and max they go on this talk show and max is like "yea i beat some guy up amd sam said i crack him up i crack sam up!" arent they so cute i love sam and max"
"ur such a schmingit :)"
2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"
3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
"ur such a schmingit :)"
2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"
3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
by linkus b January 18, 2025
Get the Schmingit mug.Schmingy is a name for the silly and possibly goofy way in which Maggie behaves on occasion. It can also be a descriptor of someone who behaves like Maggie
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Person 1: Kevin O'Leary is so infuriating!
Person 2: Right! He thinks he's an alpha but he's just a schmingot.
Person 2: Right! He thinks he's an alpha but he's just a schmingot.
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