CHER SCAPEGOAT

A FAUN WHO AIN'T BEIN' BLAMED FER NUTHIN'.

I AIN'T CHER SCAPEGOAT !

by WHODAHAILAMI January 15, 2010

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.

Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!

by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011

champ scamp

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.

Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.

by iamnerp February 12, 2015

urban scamping

urban scavenger camping. Living in an urban environment by scavenging food, drink, shelter, and clothes as necessary. No caching goods, begging, barter, or busking. Theft and borrowing are prohibited. Bonus points for style and consecutive days scamping.

Jerry went urban scamping this weekend, but he was busted diving a dumpster.

by imafor November 30, 2016

The Scaping Hour

Between the hours of 10:00pm and 3:30am, where Runescape is at its peek playing time amongst peers.

Friend 1: "Hey, APD is throwing down tonight, wanna come thru?"

Friend 2: "Nah, the party will totally interfere with the scaping hour which would result in so much XP waste..."

Friend 1: "You know what, you're totally right."

by Anthony Iaccarino August 21, 2017

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017