Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

National Single Day

National Single Day is on September the 21st so enjoy it single peopless

"omg I'm single and it's national single dayyyy"

by We AnOnYmOuS September 30, 2019

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.

A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*

by 08yu March 21, 2020

sangreen

aka a lil peach who knows how to shake it

lil peach eating strawberries

by lil plum April 24, 2005

Single digit income

An income that's less than $ 10000 a year. What the major percentage of the United States working population earns for a living.

Your friend: Hey did you check out Rob's new ride? It's off the hook.
You: Yeah I did. What I can't figure out is how he can afford a brand new Cadillac with only a single digit income. You know he's a bagger at Wallmart, he must have something going on on the side.

by Karma1 June 18, 2009

Taken but single

- Masterbation. ( you are taken by your hand.)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)

I am taken but single.

by Rupophobia April 19, 2019