by Accordion December 13, 2010
Get the Rooster mug.(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.
by Adit June 15, 2008
Get the Roast Beef Rainbow mug.A euphemism for when you can't say "cocksucker(s)." Typically used around mixed company or elder relatives you don't want to offend. Originates from Rooster (cock) and a suckerfish. Useful because the same word can apply to singular or plural targets.
"Did you hear what Jeff did yesterday?"
"No, what?"
"He went up to a guy in a wheelchair and started skipping around him, and then ran off."
<easily offended person walks into the room>
"What a roosterfish!"
<Reading mail with company over, IRS says you have to pay in this year>
"Roosterfish!"
"No, what?"
"He went up to a guy in a wheelchair and started skipping around him, and then ran off."
<easily offended person walks into the room>
"What a roosterfish!"
<Reading mail with company over, IRS says you have to pay in this year>
"Roosterfish!"
by Roy3030 February 6, 2012
Get the Roosterfish mug.Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
Get the Coffee Roaster mug.To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
by Anal8 September 12, 2013
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