roach motel

a roach motel is a strip club that got tainted and all the girls have hiv or aids or some kind of sexual disease or sexual infection and every stripper in the club, you do not want a lap dance or have sex with anyone at a roach motel.

i can't believe this place is a roach motel now...i use to fuck so many girls all the time and blew so much money that they all retired, they hard to work hard at it, it wasn't no quick fuck. other girls wishing they didn't blow me off still stripping decades later

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.

Grant Roach is a pissy pants.

by not chris's dad October 26, 2022

Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Roaching

Synonym of raging.

I was totally roaching when my teacher wouldn't let me leave early.

by Susan Greene November 21, 2022

roach

when the blunt is the size of the width of your fingernail

aye bruh this roach about done this shit burning my fingers

by kingsach November 22, 2022

annoying roach

annoying roach aka e 25

me in wot blitz:*sees a e 25*
annoying roach:*sees me as a kv-2 or smasher*
me:time to get rekt e 25
annoying roach: *goes behind me*
me:*turns turret around*
annoying roach: moves away from my turret
me:*traverses hull and turret*
annoying roach:*shots my tracks*
me: oh-*dies*

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.

Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022