L reader

marias waterbottle looks like a 711 slushie cup

L reader

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

endless reader

When used in “Originator Productions Incorporated”.

Endless Reader is one of a kind game that Comprehensive collection of sight words to learn and play! Interactive puzzles bring the sight words to life! Sentence puzzles reinforce whole word recognition! The Endless monsters demonstrate word meaning and context!

by Menace Too June 5, 2022

Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”

by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022