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re kink your wife

Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".
Guy 1 - "Damn bro my wifi is out"
Guy 2 - "you should re kink your wife"
by no-oneimportant September 11, 2023
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new year's re-resolution

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008
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deep chain re-organization

It's a euphemism for stealing, robbery, theft and fraud. It's also called a "double-spend attack". Used when you want to be subtle about something. It's a polite alternative more crude expressions "got rekt". It's employed primarily by Bitcoin and crypto experts. If you've not been a victim of this, you are not a real crypto as explained by Satoshi Lite.
I'm in need of some fast cash, Imma let that gas station get some deep chain organization.
My bank just deep chain re-organized my account. I'm broke.
deep chain re-organization is a something we all do from time to time, it's a matter of survival you know, how else would you know what's it's like not to be, if you didn't know what it was like to be re-organized unexpectedly?
Appreciate life.
by zepokebuloBitConnect! January 12, 2019
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O Re Piya-ed

Adj.

1) The state of being emo
A: Why are you so upset...WE'RE AT DECA?
J: Sorry, I'm just a little O Re Piya-ed out.
by lovesickemo191 August 5, 2008
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TV-RE-Mote

One, who, has a small penis and talks to trees.
an example of this would be POPE
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.
by Schmeebis July 31, 2007
mugGet the re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotelmug.

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