columbus q-tip

refers to ear sex

billy: so how'd you like that columbus q-tip last night deb
Deb: WHAT?!

by WHATT!?! May 2, 2009

Fuh-Q-Fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.

"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."

by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008

Giant Q-tip

When a male is masturbating in the shower using soap, and the motion of his hand forces soap suds to the tip of his penis forming a dollop of suds, that's a giant Q-tip.

Timmy was feeding the geese in the shower when his mom walked in and saw his Giant Q-tip.

by theprophet27 April 28, 2010

Q-I=LON

name of the 5th level being

on mars out post Q-I=LON is ruler of earth plains level

by Q-I=LON June 21, 2019

Buffalo Q-Tip

When the tip of the Penis is inserted into one of the ear lobes and twisted left to right.

- "Hey would you mind giving me a Buffalo Q-Tip my ears feel clogged."

- "Hey did you hear?" "that girl got her ears cleaned by a Buffalo Q-Tip."

by Timothy Dong December 4, 2010

John Q. Public

a member of the general public, a common man

Just because John q. public believes what the in something that can't be verified, is not a reason you should believe it too.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2011

(o_#)0--(-_-Q)

Person being punched in the face either in victory or defeat

Boy1: hey I wanna duel u
Boy1: (9-_-)9 cmon try me
Boy2:nah dont want to embarass u but if u wish

*after fight*

Boy2:I just wrecked ur ass (o_#)0--(-_-Q)

by OMFGnoName!?! August 25, 2008