easy peasy pumpkin peasy

one of gerard way's best quotes

Gerard: This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
Everyone else: * is killed by the sass

by mcr xD November 7, 2020

Pumpkin

A girl sucks on a guy's dick while he's taking a shit

Dude she gives the best Pumpkin

by aimak May 16, 2010

purple pumpkin

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

by The Peanut Gallery January 6, 2005

Pumpkin Shot

An enormous load of semen delivered violently from the penis into the back of a throat, exploding through the tonsils and out the back of the skull, causing blunt force trauma to the head. Leaves a gaping hole, much like a pumpkin that has been carved and emptied.

Somebody call a doctor, John gave Monique a pumpkin shot and now she's bleeding everywhere.

by McKennan March 26, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

pumpkin

West Virginia's halloween pastime.

Jethro: Whatcha gonna do on halloween?
Billy-Bob: I'm gonna pumpkin.
Jethro: What a great idea!

by JesusFuckin'Christ May 17, 2006

Pumpkin Tits

Man breats equivalant to that of Pamela Andersons. Not fake either.

John Perchiacca has pumpkin tits. Little asian boys, Enzo, and girls he stares at alot play with those bouncing bags of fat man titty.

by Ray Davis July 26, 2003