pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

potzhiemers

memory loss due to smoking too much marijuana

Charlie: How did i forget my wifes birthday?
Smartass: Sounds like a case of potzhiemers to me.

by arkansashound March 14, 2011

Protastinator

Noun - One who protastinates
A subdivision of procrastinators

She is such a protastinator, waiting until the night before to write a 5 page paper

by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011

pretzelnoia

The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.

(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!

by gigantixplosionboom7 June 4, 2011

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013

Protanamous

A hidden leader or leaders with benign intentions/agendas.

They may choose to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

The protanamous of Latvia helped us pull a few strings overseas to make shure we recieved our green energy agreement on time with the reduced global emissions agreement. (RGEA)

They choose to, or are required to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

by John Bay September 29, 2014

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014