The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
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One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
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Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief
Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief
Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron
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Get the geek police mug.1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014
Get the Nobody Left Behind Policy mug.a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
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