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Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.
by that ho December 19, 2023
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Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.
Did you hear that he killed his plants again?
by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020
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Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
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gemium plant

a premium plant in Plants Vs Zombies 2 which costs 100 diamonds to get
examples include: Shrinking Violet, Pea-Nut, Jalapeno.
by person personnium December 14, 2023
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obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you
man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!
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plant person

only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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