pied

Derivative of the word cowpie, a polite way to say, "shit"

Ex. "OMG, when the plane lost altitude I about pied."

Ex. "She about pied all over herself when the Publisher's Clearinghouse Van rolled up."

by Ms. Donut January 18, 2010

Pied

To be cracked on; To get owned

Girl 1: -Shhhhhhh- The teacher is teaching!!
Boy 1: Damn girl thats a lot of spit
Girl 1: What?!?!
Boy 2: Damn.. You just got pied

by SmexxiRawrr May 4, 2010

PILE

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

piedra

spanish name for crack

ay, papo, tienes piedra?

by dcutt April 29, 2006

piledrive

Piledriving is when you're cock is so big you are actually slamming a chick's organs while fucking.

Hey Vinnie, I was piledriving the brown bomb last night!!!

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

Pile Drive

1.You are punched millions of times until your body parts are literally fallen off and you are 7/8 dead.
2.You are having extremely hardcore sex.
3.A bulldozer is driving up stuff on the ground.

1."that guy was pile drived"
2."he piled drived her in bed"
3."that bulldozer was pile driving the trees on the ground"

by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009

Pildo

Freezing a fresh piece of human feces and using it as a dildo on your significant other.

I knew she was dirty but who would have thought freezing a piece of shit and jamming in it in her twat like a pildo would send her into ecstacy.

by The Rick Nasty Clan November 1, 2003