penis

The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!

by NK February 19, 2004

penis

Word commonly seen in various forms on urbandictionary .

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by stupidchicken2k4 February 2, 2004

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

Penis

King kahuna

Im gay, so im gonna go suck a king kahuna.

by not a jew July 19, 2003

penis

The thingy my daddy has that he makes me touch :)

Dad: Timmy, come touch my penis.
Boy: Ok daddy.

by Osama bin Ladan October 9, 2006

penis

A different way of calling someone a dick.

Jon launches a potato cannon straight at Jim's nuts
Jon: "O, yea dewd! U just got pooped on! Got it on video too! Straight 2 youtube!
Jim: "WTF MAN? Not only did you just crush my balls, but now you're going to humiliate me too? Stop being such a penis!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

Penis

the thing that dangles between a mans legs

Person 1-hey whats that thing that dangles between a mans legs?
Person 2-that would be a penis

by bobslob February 25, 2008