Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .

Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

Peckerlo

Much like the skin flute but differs in 2 main categories. The peckerlo is half the size of the skin flute and when the ball sack is squeezed just right it plays at an entire octave higher.

Susan licked her lips, squeesed the sack, and played the peckerlo beautifully.

by Geesavich December 7, 2017

pecker nats

The collection of small tiny flying bugs "nats" after having intercourse with dirty women.

That bitch gave me pecker nats.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.

I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.

by Festus1976 May 15, 2018

Peckerwagondillyhead

A bitch. Also know as a Thomas

That guy over there is a peckerwagondillyhead.

by Big papa77 August 10, 2018

Pecker

A pecker is a slang term for a penis.

Damn! Look at that monster pecker over there

by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018