Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.

Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!

Parking lot duck by mrwizard June 24, 2013

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Parming 

Being so addicted to crack you scrounge the carpet looking for Parmesan cheese hoping it’ll give you a fix

Hunter was so mad his fling threw his gun in the dumpster he began parming the carpet.

Parming by BarnabusTMcGill April 5, 2021

Couch Patting 

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

Couch Patting by Nita81 October 17, 2011

Rockstar Parking 

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.

Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!

Rockstar Parking by rbw0002 September 1, 2015

Backwards Parking Motherfucker 

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

Backwards Parking Motherfucker by boggler August 12, 2016

Prime Parking 

The worst fucking parking lot in existence.

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.

Prime Parking by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017