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Paddying

Spamming pictures of Paddy McGuinness on various social networking sites.
"Oi John, I was just Paddying on Facebook!"
by Djentleman92 December 5, 2012
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Paddleball

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.
My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.
by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006
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padaka

an italian word for "vagina" but used with friends as a silly name
"padaka punch"
"watch out for your padaka's
by shapiddle January 10, 2007
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paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead
I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.
by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007
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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.
Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."
by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010
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Padiddle Rape

When an individual loses multiple games of padiddle constantly, to the point of nakedness, it is called padiddle rape.
by kudalicious January 24, 2011
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