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The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.
My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.
penis by puffy nipples April 4, 2009
1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.
penis by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009
'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked
he played with his penis whenever he got bored
penis by ewrwe May 21, 2006
that thing i please various women with
"i please many women last night with my penis"
Penis by jesus August 17, 2003
a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.
“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”