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Pencil

Hey can u give me that pencil
by Hey I’m here October 11, 2019
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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
by armed abortion February 15, 2022
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Pencil

Pencil up ass
by sexyinvert December 21, 2021
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Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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Pencil

Wood with led in it.
I wrote this text with a pencil.
by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019
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Pencil

The thing you bite on when trying for figure out the damn math problem
My pencil just broke from me chewing on it
by Xbdbd October 5, 2020
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