pissed kid

an angry youth. kid who is pissed.

yea. u a pissed kid.

by emotep March 23, 2008

Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

by Baldric January 26, 2009

piss-gasm

The titillating sensations one feels whilst urinating. Usually accompanied by a yell or moan, of some sort.

"Oh, Dear God. I've been holding this one all day. Ohhhhh, yea, I'm having a piss-gasm."

by Thekockyroach December 22, 2008

Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.

"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"

by KjSpittah May 29, 2017

piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

by DatDude34 September 15, 2013

Sex Piss

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.

John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.

by Adam A September 15, 2003

pissing down

raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you

"im not going out its pissing down"

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003