The titillating sensations one feels whilst urinating. Usually accompanied by a yell or moan, of some sort.
by Thekockyroach December 20, 2008
This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.
Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.
Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.
Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
by gitzmoney January 09, 2011
A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 05, 2006
When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.
Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
by DatDude34 September 15, 2013
by KjSpittah May 29, 2017
An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
by Adam A September 16, 2003
by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003