lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy April 01, 2017

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022

Get ya Lay on

the motion of laying down with a able bodied women preparing for a sexual act.

She said, "where your room at". we took it to the back, i turned the lights off, my homebody screamed from the front room"Get ya lay on Son"

by Mr. Iz Himself June 02, 2010

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 29, 2019

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by February 13, 2022

flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t November 07, 2008

lay the hairs down

to fuck: eat someone out: mainly to fuck

tae: “im tryna lay the hairs down girl so wtm?”

by xeyverse January 31, 2023