corn jogging

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.

i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,

by jizzbert April 16, 2016

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Shucking the Corn

A term used by people native to the Appalachian Mountains to describe a speech or sermon that is particularly energetic. The term is most commonly used in reference to "hellfire and brimstone" preachers.

Did yins hear the preacher's message last Sunday? He was a-shucking the corn!

by Cackalacky Painter October 9, 2018

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Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

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the corn is fresh

code often used through text message so as to practice safe sexting. translates to: you've got my panties in a bunch; lets bang.

Luke: How you doin' miss fine ass in dem skinny jeans?
Brooke: the corn is fresh
Luke: I'll be there in 5

by pumkinSpice April 8, 2011

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hardpore corn

A more intense version of porn

Joe: Hey John, what kind of hardpore corn did you use
John: BBW

by GreenLama September 18, 2017

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Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.

Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

by anonymous April 13, 2022

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