puade nugget

when someone has been a complete dick/asshole/bitch/ etc to you, and you have run out of names to call them, this word is your last resort

John: Oh yeah well i saw your mom working the corner again last night
Carl: Oh yeah, well your a puade nugget!

by Shibbi April 5, 2010

Fire Nugget

A sexy but cute girl. ( A girl that makes you feel the same way a McDonald’s nugget does).

Look at my little fire nugget over there.

by Bayside134 June 7, 2020

Gusset Nugget

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Swamp nuggets

A piece of shit that is stuck to ur asshole hair that got soaked in sweat

Will someone go tell Dennis to wipe his ass better I can smell his swamp nuggets all the way over here

by Dizzle6303 August 21, 2022

Brother Nugget

A phrase only used in extreme situations originally coined by the son of promiscuous Ivan, Patrick Maroya. The meaning of the phrase is unkown. Some say it was originally a mating call used by the Maroyas. Others say it was part of an ancient language used in a magic spell to create mouldy milk. We may never have the answers we seek and so you must use this phrase with caution as we do not its full potential

Ariik: ‘go away white child’
Patrick: ‘Brother Nugget’
Ariik: ‘thats what is up my fellow racially colourful individual’

by The reason waldo is hiding October 10, 2021

nut nugget

When someone nuts on a guys nuts and licks it off.

"Woah nigga that done nut nugget'd that dude"

by Pepsivscoke34 January 31, 2018

Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014