Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
Get the Cat Noncemug. During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 2, 2021
Get the No Nonce Novembermug. nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
Get the Nick da noncemug. by Jxke May 1, 2024
Get the Noncemug. "Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
Get the murder noncemug. Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...
Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.
If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...
Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.
If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .
Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
Get the Austerity Noncemug.