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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.
Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.
by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018
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celebration evening

Quitting time, hometime; the workday's end and the evening following it, used for relaxation or leisure.

The concept originates from the German word Feierabend. Young German people use it in their daily conversations.
Now we are doing celebration evening! -- Let's call it a night!
Beautiful celebration evening! -- Have a nice evening!
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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It ain’t even Half Time

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
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