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Mr. Mustache Man

A man with a mustache.

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Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.
by J-dawg shizzle September 1, 2009
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Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.
D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?
by jsmil5 March 26, 2008
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Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.
Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.
by chikenwookee December 9, 2009
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Moustache Sally

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.
Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!
by the Momur December 14, 2012
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Pubic Moustache

A beard of Mexican origin which has yet to fully bloom into one of a man.
Jamilio has a dirty pubic moustache he should shave it before somebody sees him.
by Jay Mad February 12, 2008
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moustache

something black and hairy above ur lips
Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!
by sushil elias February 9, 2005
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Golden Mustache

It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.
I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.
by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010
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