An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
by m.t.p. December 28, 2008
Get the muffin makermug. A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.
by fragglecock March 10, 2011
Get the bump muffinsmug. term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
by Big Ant May 24, 2006
Get the shlong muffinmug. A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010
Get the Pump Muffinmug. 
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
by WillSoutham December 29, 2018
Get the Muffin Songmug. Having Sex with
by Johnny, John December 11, 2003
Get the Stuffin the Muffinmug.