Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.

After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.

by RedRocketClark November 06, 2021

To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 03, 2020

muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 01, 2021

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Muddy Rain

The act of taking a shit on someone’s car windshield

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.

by Farrush21 October 01, 2021

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

muddy backroad

Someone's asshole.

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...

by PrepucioFetido July 20, 2022