Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016

Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.

Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!

by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018

The Muddy Keech

A butt-to-butt mutual prostate exam with friends.

Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!

by Sparkle-muffin June 6, 2024

The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

muddy swirl

When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.

That nasty-ass coffee shop tastes like your mama's muddy swirl.

by jb1245 January 15, 2008

Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023