Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

molesto ca

Slum City Molesto CA in the heart of the Central Valley. Alviso CA shines compared to Molesto.

Man the Danimal is such a slimeball, he resembles people from Molesto CA

by Shootingice January 19, 2024

Molestiod

An annoying cunt, who you wish would go molest them self.

Shut you fucking Molestiod

by Goofyparrot March 11, 2024

Molestoid

An annoying cunt, who want shut up and for the sake of humanity should go fuck them self.

Shut the fuck up you molestoid!

by Goofyparrot March 11, 2024

Mopstick

In SFL, the new drugs of choice are molly or percocet (Miami-dade area). To smoke a molly in a blunt would be a mop stick.

Thomas: "Cheooo my g, you got blues?"
Ryan: "Nah bro"
Alfredo: " Dont worry, I got some molly. Lets get this mopstick going."
Tommy: " good looks G"
Ryan: " Alfredo my Ni**a"

by colombianchico March 12, 2024

motest

very little

The number of monkeys in this country is very motest.

by johntuckeř March 21, 2024

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024