Mc Mommy

A super hot mom who doesn't have to work and spends the occasional afternoon mingling with the other Mc Mommies at the Mc Donalds playground with their children. She is usually dressed in revealing clothing with her hair and face done to perfection. It is said that they might be on the prowl for the occasional afternoon delight with a handsome blue-collar worker. That is why they function in groups, so that one may leave her kid with another Mc Mommy if needed. They usually frequent Mc Donalds out in the burbs next to Mc Mansions and urban development.

Holy crap, check out that Mc Mommy.

Mc Mommy at 11 o'clock.

I'd like a Mc Mommy to go please.

Mc Mommy by Rick the Nature Boy May 15, 2008

short mommy 

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

short mommy by ANGEL <33 March 9, 2022

Lets go get some Mommy! 

What you say right before you go out and try and hit on older chicks.

Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"

John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"

Lets go get some Mommy! by DeathWorm May 25, 2009

mensa mommy 

A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.

The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

mensa mommy by Lawyer Mama March 1, 2008

Dommy Mommy 

A dominant girlfriend

Amber is my Dommy Mommy

Dommy Mommy by Nalopia/ Amber August 26, 2021

harder mommy 

when your gf is doing you and she's not going hard enough so you yell harder mommy and she starts ramming you like the slut you are

*getting banged by your gf*
Y/N: "Ah harder mommy"
*Gf starts pounding you till you can't take it anymore*

harder mommy by Reallyhornytransbian December 24, 2022

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016