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~lauren *moan* LAUREN *moan* MOMMY LAUREN *groan* OH GOD LAUREN *comes*
by WHATALAUREN April 14, 2023
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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Mommy's rack

The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it

going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love

Mommy's rack: huge hooters
by Maybe be David April 19, 2023
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mommy

mommy defines a certain girl by the name of saoirse who is extremely sexy and has big voluptuous mommy milkers and a sexy bod with a gorgeous face mommy is the sexiest person known to man she is the best ever and perfect in every way possible
by mommy’s boy April 19, 2023
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Mommy?

Mommy? is a profound meaning for someone of any sex but preferably a very beautiful independent woman who will 'baby' you through life.
"oh wow, she is everything I could ever need"... Mommy?"
by Fatherkev April 20, 2023
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MOMMY I'M EMO

MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything
MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me
by Moxxie_origanal April 21, 2023
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Mommy Kink

Eduardo Ovalle
OMG so crazy and weird that he likes modern baseball AND has a mommy kink, am I right?
by cleverzoro April 22, 2023
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