Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigangster

Residents of Michigan Michiganders also formerly called Michiganians.

Michigangsters are strong; we will survive the zombie apocalypse of 2020!

by Queenmimihendog March 27, 2020

Michibammer

A resident of Michigan, who unlike most Michiganders is a white nationalist who may fly the confederate flag, who may or may not have roots in Appalachia, and to whom equality feels like oppression.

Did you see those michibammers driving around up in traverse with that confederate flag on the back of their huge truck?

by Motley fool April 16, 2020

Michiah

Is very pretty can be insure sometimes. Has that one best that they love dearly.

Michiah is so loving I want to be her friend.

by Michiah September 13, 2020

michidiot

michidiot. so this could be a nickname for a friend with the name michelle :D

friend: michidiot is michelle+idiot
me: :o

by michidiot lol November 1, 2020

Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020