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tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth
man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo
by buffalo lonestar June 9, 2011
mugGet the tweak meatmug.

hollow meat

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."
by Svetlan June 18, 2013
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fan meat

Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.
That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.

fan meat
by the Toad September 24, 2010
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Dinosaur Meat

Dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. Everyone knows that...I mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad-ass-mother-fuckers).

Dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.

Dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. Cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.

Dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from Wal-Mart for fifty cents cheaper...even though you know you should have gotten that Jack Links kind.
"Dinosaur meat is so tough that I chipped a tooth"

"This beef jerky is so hard I feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat"

Guy#1: "Dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now"
Guy#2: "Too bad neither of us have dental insurance"

"This beef jerky is so tough that I feel like I just killed and jerkied a dinosaur"

Girl#1: "I might be high but (best way to start a sentance) ...I know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat"

Girl#2: "What?! You're definitely high."
by JennR October 5, 2009
mugGet the Dinosaur Meatmug.

meat dagger

'Meat Dagger' is yet another word for the penis.
Whilst sitting on the head aboard the Greek cruise ship, some strange 'meat dagger' appeared through a hole in the wainscotting, amid coy muttering.
by tikipirate August 10, 2005
mugGet the meat daggermug.

Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.
"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"
by Matty D November 22, 2004
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Meat Milk

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...
by Balls Richter January 14, 2009
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