Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 19, 2024

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Krusty Lizard Sand

Dry krusty lizard cum

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox

by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024

Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.

Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020