Skip to main content

Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.
Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.
by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011
mugGet the Library Grunter mug.

Library Basement

The first floor of the law school at the University of Denver. However, because the entrance to the library is on the second floor, the 1st floor of the library is the "basement." a.k.a. the silent level.
1: You studying at home today?
2: No, lawbrary, silent level.
1: Ahhh, the library basement?
by XcvX16 December 4, 2011
mugGet the Library Basement mug.
Related Words
libna libtard liana Libra library Librarians Liba LIBAN Librandu library nazi

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012
mugGet the Library Googly Eyes mug.

librarianin

Of or like, pertaining to a librarian or what a librarian does.
"Thank you for all the librarianin things you do."
by Obscurapator Rex October 8, 2013
mugGet the librarianin mug.

Library Nazi

A librarian who is strict and hot tempered.
Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"
by Posh-Yoshi Spleventy-Five November 4, 2014
mugGet the Library Nazi mug.

Liban

An adult male.

who is bulid like dwayne the rock johnson.

And most lightly possess the sharingan.
they wanna fight?
Bring Liban*!!
by Leo2016 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Liban mug.

Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.
Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
by Rambona March 23, 2017
mugGet the Library Shenanigans mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email