Dusty Lunchbox

When your fucking a dusty wornout vagina. You pull your dick out and stick a ham sandwich in it.

Mike: Hey this girl was beggin me for a dusty lunchbox last night. But i like ham alot so i said no.

Joe: How can you say no to that!?!?

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Italian Lunch

Pleasuring yourself anally using the mouth of a passed out girl/guy.

I have a bad taste in my mouth since Christian and I had an Italian Lunch.

by Jebezzel April 22, 2008

Launceston

Living in Launceston makes me want to commit suicide.

It's the bogan, redneck and boredom capital of Australia.

Person 1: Launceston is a fucking shithole.
Person 2: I want to fucking leave but I have no money to move to the mainland.
Person 1: Lets just kill ourselves instead.
Person 2: But the locals will try and eat us.
Person 1: Ok fine how about you kill yourself and I have you for dinner?
Person 2: Fine.

by Fuck Tasmania March 26, 2007

let's do lunch

Hollywood slang for "You're dead to me assface!"

"No really, I'll call you! Hey let's do lunch!"

by X-S September 2, 2004

lunch cutter

when a person is trying all night to get with a girl, and as he pops to the toilet some smooth talker jumps in and takes her home, he would then be a lunch cutter...can also be used for people who are cheating with your other half

yo dude i been workin on her all nyt, u jus totally cut my lunch, u lunch cutter!!

by milanboy September 30, 2005

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.

by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010

finger lunch

1)A synonm for the chocolate bar "Twix". The term comes from the products' "finger" styled form, and is often eaten as a quick snack, sometimes being substituted for an actual luncheon, hence the term "finger lunch".
2)A song by the evil metal band COOL

1) Person 1 : "Wow i'm hungary, but i lack the neccessary funds and time to indulge in a full meal"
Person 2 : "Power up with a finger lunch"

2) finger lunch (eeeuuuwwww) its finger lunch (oooouuuuwwww) its fingER lunch (eeeuuuuwwww) its finger lunch (DUN DUN DUN)

by a concerned onlooker March 29, 2005