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landon is funny, kind and caring. he always is screwing around and taking it too far. sometimes he hurts his friends but he never means to. he has bluish grey eyes and dirty blond hair. his parents are strict but his dad is chill. lives a tough life but makes the most of it, and just makes you have hope for humanity. he always acts nonchalant and cool and buys the girl he likes anything she asks for. he is such a people pleaser and would love to have a girlfriend but everyone says he's too ugly when in truth they all think he's hot but just don't want to admit it. he has such musical talent and an inventive mind as well as a very good drawing ability. all his friends have unique traits and he would never want to not be friends with any of them. and is just an overall great person.
p1 whos that?
p2 I think hes a landon
p3 hes great at everything, he has to be a landon!
by that one wms anime kid June 23, 2022
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Landon

by The Gladiaotor July 16, 2022
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Landon is a school that thinks they are better than everyone at sports especially lacrosse but then gets beat by 6. Landon is an all boys school and for good reason. Because they like men. Landon kids try to counter act the statement that they don’t have any girls at the school and like men by saying they hav a sister school.
“Oh those kids go to Landon, they must like men.”
by ch3if qu33f July 29, 2022
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Landon Simp

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022
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landonpilled

landonpilled means everything everywhere everyone everytime everyevery
landon : what time is it
sunny : oh its like half past landonpilled
by chargedatanangle August 30, 2022
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Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger
Landon is a dumb ass nigga
by Noname308 October 13, 2022
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Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm
by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022
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