flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t March 22, 2009

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

Girl go lay

A word from youtuber iamzoie or gotdamnzo: To politely an attention seeker shut up the fuck up

Girl 1: Oh my gosh this dress looks so bad on me
Girl 2: No it doesn’t, you look stunning

Girl 1: No I dont, I look so ugly:(
Girl 2: Girl go lay💀

by nextK1d June 20, 2022

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022

Lay some milk on it.

To exaggerate or hype something up.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.

by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019