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Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.
Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.
by Baraldo September 12, 2006
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Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.
by Tomohashi November 7, 2007
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Rocket Knight Adventures

An under-rated Sega Genesis game. This intense side-scrolling adventure starred Sparkster, a sickenly cute yet badass oppossum in big blue armor. This title had 7 stages of adventure in which Sparkster has to rescue his beau, Princess Sherry, and save the world from the damn dirty pigs. This was Konami-quality stuff right here. Solid graphics, fluid animation, catchy tunes, challenging gameplay, and screen-filling bosses made this a true buried treasure of the 16-bit era. If Contra was taken over by furry woodland creatures, this would be the result.
It's Rocket Knight Adventures, bitch!
by Axle Gear July 23, 2008
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White Knight Syndrome

When a person, usually a male, feel a urge to help another person, usually a female, even when not asked nor needed.
He just helped her because he got the White Knight Syndrome WKS. Remember young padawan, everytime you help a girl in need she'll definitely remember you, upon another time of need.
by Walter Market April 15, 2015
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knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
by GeoffA April 1, 2008
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red eye knight

similar to the Jedi knight, the red eye knight draws his power not from "the force" but from "the Kush" and wields a bong instead of a light saber
by crafting your first bong your training as a red eye knight is complete
by IVtomatoXX August 14, 2008
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Knight in cyber armor

That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.
Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day. Nothing is right :("

Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"

Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."

You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."
by Spearmints January 1, 2012
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