nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...

She has a nasty kebab

by Nastykebab January 22, 2018

Swish Kebab

an individual of middle eastern descent who is very talented in basketball.

Rami is one talented swish kebab on the courts

by ole hok May 26, 2018

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018

donner kebab

if you are a donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise you're a strange Donny,
you may have cheese on you , in this case you are a class a g.

you're an actual donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise yano.

by epsilepcy April 3, 2019

dank.kebabs

Noun;
1.A weird meme page on Instagram, usually posts weird/non funny content

Yooo did you see that new meme @dank.kebabs posted? Yeah his new edit was good

by dank.kebabs April 8, 2019

Droylsden Kebab

A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden

When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab

by IamTron07 March 3, 2020