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Karled

To fondle and smell someone else's food.
As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled
by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023
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Karling

Look at Jason, he’s Karling!
by VDub918 July 3, 2023
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Karl

I AM NOR KARL!! EVERYONE GETS ME WRONG AND IM NOT BRITISH!! IM SOUTH AFRICAN!!
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Karl 6

Hey! Why are you such a Karl 6?
by rixochet March 14, 2024
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Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
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Karl Marx

Communism's sugar daddy.
Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!
by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022
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