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Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
Did you see Jonathan last night.”

Yeah there wasn’t much to see”
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
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Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod
Your such a Jonathan
by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017
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Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.
Stay away from Jonathan!
by KKK hitler June 8, 2018
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bubbles aka jonathan singh

Kid who went to my high school who we decided to call bubbles in grade 6

you can catch me on the pimp page picture section...
by jonathan singh November 27, 2004
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Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.
Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right
by JK_horse March 22, 2017
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Jonathan Zavier

He's a cute, funny, sweet and nice guy. Very popular and has a lot of good friends. Loves music and people who listen to the same type. Usually a skate border that wears and has a lot of hats. Wears the coolest clothes and gets the cutest girls. Isn't very smart but smart in ways others won't understand. If you meet a Jonathan Zavier in your life, you are very lucky because he might be one of the best people you could meet, I have met one but I call him JZ for short.
did you see that guy?
yah.. thats Jonathan Zavier, why?
he is so hot, I wish I could get a guy like him.
by jzismylifeee November 30, 2011
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