Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.
1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.
They are posers who stink at the guitar.
1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.
They are posers who stink at the guitar.
Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.
by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009
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1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'
3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'
3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
by The Infinite Sadness May 30, 2009
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Bonus Jonas refers to the oh so adorable youngest Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas. Frankie is not in the Jonas Brothers, but in his own band Hollywood Shakeup. He is 7 years old. His birthday is September 28. He is often seen tagging along either backstage, or amongst the audience with his parents.
Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A
Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A
OMJ!!! I just saw the Bonus Jonas!!! He's so adorable!!!
OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!
OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!
by jb_lvr_13 October 6, 2008
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Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.
Also known as: K2, PKJ2, K Jo
The eldest of the four Jonas boys, Kevin is known as the "cute, romantic one." Kevin is lead guitarist of the band and also provides background vocals (though he definitely could sing more solos!). He's good at what he does and enjoys every minute of it.
He's a big sweetheart, dashingly handsome and known to give the greatest hugs. Has an incredible smile and an adorable, contagious laugh. He's silly and funny and incredibly self-confident. His brothers often say he is the businessman of the band.
Also known as: K2, PKJ2, K Jo
The eldest of the four Jonas boys, Kevin is known as the "cute, romantic one." Kevin is lead guitarist of the band and also provides background vocals (though he definitely could sing more solos!). He's good at what he does and enjoys every minute of it.
He's a big sweetheart, dashingly handsome and known to give the greatest hugs. Has an incredible smile and an adorable, contagious laugh. He's silly and funny and incredibly self-confident. His brothers often say he is the businessman of the band.
Girl #1--Kevin Jonas is just amazingly talented and down-to-earth. He's so sweet! I just want to give him a big hug.
Girl #2--Agree COMPLETELY. He's a stud and he's uber-sweet.
Girl #2--Agree COMPLETELY. He's a stud and he's uber-sweet.
by Mari D. June 25, 2008
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He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
by KOIWASENSOU July 10, 2009
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