Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Jesse Mccartney

a fag who wears make up and can sing like a chick

omg, he acts just like Jesse Mccartney

by LaLa November 3, 2006

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

Dirty Jesse

A dirty chick who’s main move in sex is twerking

I did a dirty Jesse last night and that’s my work out for the week

by dirtyjesse August 30, 2020

Jesse

He’s a pussy

Jesse- Why do you have to be such a pussy

by I’ll April 20, 2018

Jesse Hoyle

jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt masturbate in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. Even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? Music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. :)

"You know that jesse hoyle dude?"
"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."

"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."

the end :)

by Perculiar, ;) June 20, 2009

jesse mccartney

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..

man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite

by jesses uhh biggest fan!:S February 15, 2005