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jelly fish

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain
Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??
by loser smchit May 22, 2006
mugGet the jelly fishmug.

jelly kiss

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."
by Mary June 27, 2004
mugGet the jelly kissmug.

jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.
by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016
mugGet the bum jellymug.

jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.
Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?
by the girl you tend to judge November 7, 2007
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Jelly Bean

A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 27, 2022
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