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Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"
by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022
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Jaws rabbits

Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
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Jawed Karim

An American software engineer and Internet entrepreneur. Known for uploading the first video on YouTube known as "Me at the zoo". He's also disappointed in YouTube for removing the dislike button, which really says something considering he's one of the founding fathers.
"When every YouTuber agrees that removing the dislike button is a stupid idea, it probably is. Try again, YouTube." -Jawed Karim
by BadlyDrawnMedievalLion January 18, 2022
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4 NUTZ IN UR JAW

whats 2x2 4 4 NUTZ IN UR JAW
by L BOZO GET PACKED January 19, 2022
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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jaws

balls jaws
by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme December 16, 2021
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