Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022

Jared S

Fuck up, ugly piece of shit

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.

by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018

has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020

Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.

Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.

by Ravenhat June 14, 2021

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019

Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019